Goodr Carl's Got a Candy Heart On Valentine's Day Sunglasses

goodrSKU: 672299992672

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LIMITED EDITION: VALENTINE'S DAY 2021

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or running away from your romantic problems.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

INTRODUCING CARL'S GOT A CANDY HEART ON.


The air is cold and bitter (just like you) and National Desperation Day ermm uh Valentine's Day is right around the corner. We know this holiday is nobody's favorite except for lovesick assholes who shove their "happiness" in our faces — yes, we're looking at you, BETHANY — so this year, drown your sorrows in eye candy: These candy heart inspired frames with rose loses let the world know Carl's Got a Candy Heart On... for you 😘 (Suck it, Bethany.) P.S. The sunnies come with a complimentary Valentine's Day card and candy hearts, while supplies last. We made like 500 of each. And yes, the candy hearts say "EAT ME," "WANNA SMASH," & "U&ME&CARL."

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